Another discovery is a natural and instant cure for baldness. Bad hair days are therefore a thing of the past. "You’re looking very hirsute* today" is a frequently heard compliment. This rings out on the spotting of someone who is looking especially natty and is, for instance, unexpectedly sporting a fabulous turquoise Mohican just a day after they had decided a stylish bob like Steven's was just the thing.
* alt. spelling haresuit